BT

Hm, I did as I said and gave BT a call. They are so sorry. There was a fire in the exchange and it wont be fixed until the 7th of may which is in two weeks or so. i got a new appointment on the 10th of may now. but im not in. i probably have to find someone who can be there for me. but why on earth is it impossible to call me yesterday and say that there will be nobody coming and that it isnt possible to set up a line now..? just takes a minute and spares me hours of waiting. in the meantime i have no line and cant still call anyone. or have internet. this is really annoying and its getting frustrating. i think bt wants me to use a fire and communicate by clouds with others... like indians do in western movies or cartoons (if they did at all). or i should use flag signals like a proper seaman. What shall we do with the unconnected sailor...?! i guess i have to wait and be patient. there is nothing i can do excepting mourning in these nice lonely evening hours where i could have called someone if i had had landline. i will report on the progress of this parody.